Sunday, March 8, 2009

My Dossier

I've spent the last two and a half months trying to overcome my impulse to meddle in other people's lives. This blog could turn out to be evidence of my failure.

It seems I have an aptitude to solve everyone's problems but my own, so I figure to do the most good in the world, I should make an effort to fix your life. This blog is open for anyone to submit questions, and, being the straight-talker that I am, I'll give you the honest advice no one else is gutsy enough to offer. It'll be like medicine--painful at first, but it will all be for the best.

Go ahead and toss up your questions. Whatever is on your mind, issues with a guy, a girl, mom, dad, or cooking advice, I'm here for you.

I'll be the uncle you always wished you had.

2 comments:

  1. this is just what I need! my life is in shambles! Thank you Mr. Virtuoso!

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  2. I tried emailing you a question but it didn't work. It must be the school's computer. So here is my question: Why do guys ask for your number and then not call you?

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